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#1 (permalink)      9/25/2013 2:48:50 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Just for Laughs
Because of the tighter restrictions causing longer delivery times....... And not to mention the holidays coming up. Tension could be running a little high...So I thought that it would be fun to start a thread, where people could come and have a few laughs .
Have you heard a good joke lately? Then share it and add to the laughter ( try to keep it somewhat clean,nothing to raunchy) LOL
Here's a couple that I heard.
1. What does Justin Bieber & the New Years Crowd at Times Square have in common?...........They're both waiting for balls to drop.

2. An elderly couple go to church one Sunday. Halfway through the service,the wife leans over and whispers in her husbands ear "I've just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?" The husband replies,"Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

Laughter - The natural remedy to good health.
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You want a joke?

I got jokes.

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;) :D
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My buddy and i are vaping out on my patio. My dog is out there with us and is licking his nuts.

My buddy says "damn i wish i could do that"

I replied " you might want to pet him first he doesn't like people that much".
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@ mawsley ......I really don't know what you mean by that. But I'm guessing that your taking this whole thing in a negative direction which it wasn't meant to do. I'm still waiting for 4 packages myself. But me getting all upset about it ,won't make my packages come any faster. I only thought that if someone could be relieved of some frustration for even a minute, it would be worth it to try. But if this thread is upsetting people instead ,then I'am truly sorry ,because that was not my intentions.

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LOL!!......thanx kotobide
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joke 1
two lions walking down the road...

one says to the other "not many people about eh....."

joke 2

man walks into a bar,

"arrrgh".... it was an iron bar.....

joke 3

brain goes into a bar

"can i have a pint of lager please barman"

barman "im not serving you your outta your head"
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LOL!!!
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1. What's the difference bettween deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

2. A husband exclaims to his wife one day. "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill !" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong" he asks. She answers," do you really think I'm going to fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie?"

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HawaiianEye the ;) :D contained at the end of that post are the international symbols of "I'm not being serious".
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@mawslley.. I'm sorry for misunderstanding your post. I'll be the first to admit ,that when it comes to all the abbreviations that are used on the Internet , I'm a dummy . I. Wish someone would write a book called, "Symbols & Abreviations" for Dummies, because I'd be first in line. I'm old school ,so when it comes to the language of technology, " lmao"......"lol"....."lmfao"....."wtf "is pretty much all I know.
I really wasn't sure what to make of it and I'am totally sorry for misunderstanding your post. And I hope you except my apology.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU

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