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#16441 (permalink) 3/15/2022 12:05:24 PM US Central
javyn Verified JoinedAug 2014 Posts 14292 Reviews 55 Kudos20496	Message removed by a moderator (SPAM) "But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days." (Leviticus 12:5) Working...
#16442 (permalink) 3/15/2022 10:59:05 PM US Central quote/reply + tips
ericbnc Verified JoinedMay 2013 Posts 10836 Reviews 9 Kudos11490	javyn wrote: [quote][/quote] That was a lot of effort looking up memes. Thanks for caring so much. 😊 Once upon a time a lady with infirmity needed strength. She harvested trolls till she was well Then lived happily ever after. Good night. 😊 Up (censored by PRC) creek with a 8 inch long piece of fecal matter for a paddle Working...
#16443 (permalink) 3/18/2022 11:36:54 AM US Central
javyn Verified JoinedAug 2014 Posts 14292 Reviews 55 Kudos20496	+1 details Message removed by a moderator (SPAM) "But if she bear a maid child, then she shall be unclean two weeks, as in her separation: and she shall continue in the blood of her purifying threescore and six days." (Leviticus 12:5) Working...
#16444 (permalink) 3/20/2022 9:22:28 AM US Central
ericbnc Verified JoinedMay 2013 Posts 10836 Reviews 9 Kudos11490	Message removed by a moderator (off topic) Up (censored by PRC) creek with a 8 inch long piece of fecal matter for a paddle Working...
#16445 (permalink) 3/22/2022 10:05:43 PM US Central quote/reply + tips
ericbnc Verified JoinedMay 2013 Posts 10836 Reviews 9 Kudos11490	Is it too early for a Christmas Carol? I hope not. One Christmas vacation my brother and me were with our American Dad. Christmas Eve we left early to go shopping. We picked up uncle Joe. We go shopping at small alternator rebuild shop in the country. Joe told proprietor Bobby that he should close up early since nobody wants rebuild alternator for Christmas. He agree, closes, and liquid cheer flow. He get drunk and say he want to "f" a "n". Joe say bobby, if you need to then I will go too since you my brother in law. We take him in snow to Birmingham. I too young to drink so I drive and steal sips. Bobby sees Mrs Claus and we pull over. Short moment later they go inside north pole. American Dad and Joe full of Christmas spirit from past present and future. They see two elves to save. I watch Joe preach how if liquor didn't have them in clutch they could be like him. He spend hour, give them hundred dollars bill and remember his sister's husband. I go into north pole with many shoeless elves ( not sockless ) relaxing after hard holiday season. Santas sister in cage smoking cig too close to mole on her nose say Santa stay five minute and must have Caught reindeer sley home. Early merry Christmas and to all a good night! 😊 Up (censored by PRC) creek with a 8 inch long piece of fecal matter for a paddle Working...
#16446 (permalink) 4/1/2022 9:17:03 PM US Central quote/reply + tips
ericbnc Verified JoinedMay 2013 Posts 10836 Reviews 9 Kudos11490	I go to a close town for business after work. We detour on way home because my navigatior got to pee. We pull in to citgo. On way thru gas station parking lot 11 or so Hispanic walking dancing yelling on way to taco truck. My navigator go in store and come back out. As we leave I lower her side window and call out to the group. Loudest guy come over and I ask him "Do you know your way around neighborhood?" He say yes. I say "great! We looking for (wait for it) we looking for way to shut you the fuck up!" Peel out and see a harmony of single finger salutes as they cheer us on our way as we leave. Good times. 😊 Up (censored by PRC) creek with a 8 inch long piece of fecal matter for a paddle Working...
#16447 (permalink) 4/4/2022 12:07:20 AM US Central quote/reply + tips
ericbnc Verified JoinedMay 2013 Posts 10836 Reviews 9 Kudos11490	Here is how to make sex. When back arches in proper bow that she can be kissed while you slide the slit with bottom half but top half still mining for gold (watch out for premature cave in) and beauty unfolds. No laughs there, unless you look at her cross eyes lol. Damn that looks funny! 😊 Up (censored by PRC) creek with a 8 inch long piece of fecal matter for a paddle Working...
#16448 (permalink) 4/6/2022 10:21:36 PM US Central quote/reply + tips
ericbnc Verified JoinedMay 2013 Posts 10836 Reviews 9 Kudos11490	Any cotton pickers out there? When you 3 or 4 you get bag three times long as you. Grandpa say fill it up full and drag to grandma. Bring it to grandma and she give you new empty sack three times long as you and say go ask grandpa what do next. I forget punch line. 😊 Up (censored by PRC) creek with a 8 inch long piece of fecal matter for a paddle Working...
#16449 (permalink) 4/6/2022 10:25:51 PM US Central quote/reply + tips
ericbnc Verified JoinedMay 2013 Posts 10836 Reviews 9 Kudos11490	Oh, and that story about dad working like man behind mule all day like man was bs. They never had mule. Up (censored by PRC) creek with a 8 inch long piece of fecal matter for a paddle Working...
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#16451 (permalink) 4/14/2022 11:12:26 PM US Central quote/reply + tips
ericbnc Verified JoinedMay 2013 Posts 10836 Reviews 9 Kudos11490	Why does a pound of feathers weigh as much as a pound of steel? What if the feathers identify with feathers weighed in kilograms? Grandma said "pluck it, I don't know!" This exclamation punctuation is brought to you by the Deustche foundation. oops! Did I spell Dutch wrong? 🐔 Up (censored by PRC) creek with a 8 inch long piece of fecal matter for a paddle Working...