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#16451 (permalink)      4/14/2022 11:12:26 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Why does a pound of feathers weigh as much as a pound of steel?

What if the feathers identify with feathers weighed in kilograms?

Grandma said "pluck it, I don't know!"

This exclamation punctuation is brought to you by the Deustche foundation.

oops! Did I spell Dutch wrong?

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#16452 (permalink)      4/20/2022 3:28:27 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Remember a few moments ago when you were whispering journey songs till she got hot...

Now she is asleep and you're wailing with Bob Marley wondering what to fuck with next now she is asleep.
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#16453 (permalink)      4/21/2022 11:12:49 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Ever get fired? I have and how.

First job fired from was third grade. The man say how language work for you? I say great. I can talk with every one.

He say Esperanto?

That's where mom gets involved, what I do? Etc...

I tell him person is stupid and keeping it simple simply work.

They decided I lazy not hard worker so no more training for me.

I in shock! I give answer to his problem solved.

Here we are communicate 14 sec at a time.

Tictok anyone?
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#16454 (permalink)      4/28/2022 12:19:01 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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What does one do when "catching feelings" from someone else is unwanted but constantly present from damn near everyone.

Not common courtesy but when the story is told, the bond just forms. Temptation is constant and the chance of fucking up always looks promising.

How do normal people deal with similar environment?
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#16455 (permalink)      5/9/2022 3:40:27 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Just got back into town from my vacation and picked up the dog. You know you are back in the city when the panhandlers hang out at every light.

I gave one guy the rest of my margarita, good to be home again.

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#16456 (permalink)      6/8/2022 11:50:08 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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#16457 (permalink)      6/16/2022 11:45:27 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Ever been driving home and some asshole dreams he can drive his hemispheres pick up better than I drive my humble ride?
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#16458 (permalink)      6/17/2022 11:45:23 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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what kind of exercise does mickd do?



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#16459 (permalink)      6/27/2022 11:20:15 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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why do complex thinkers enjoy elevator jokes so much?



because they are funny on so many levels

































^that last gif^ was a killer elevator joke

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