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#16461 (permalink)      6/27/2022 5:13:20 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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#16462 (permalink)      6/28/2022 11:35:19 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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today I was badly beaten by a big breasted woman
when she entered the elevator she asked me
would you press one please?
so I did, can’t remember much after that
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the reception was at a high class hotel
couldn't reach the buttons because a big booty woman blocked me
from behind her I spoke up "ballroom please"



she angrily answered "sorry, didn't know I was so close"
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when someone runs for the elevator I close the door



anyone with that much energy should use the stairs
#16465 (permalink)      6/29/2022 11:30:23 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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the salesgirl at macy's attempts a sale
entering the elevator she squirts me with a perfume and says
"amorem rose 900 dollars an ounce"
on the next floor I fart and leave saying
"broccoli 90 cents a pound"

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TY4LOL wrote:

when someone runs for the elevator I close the door

anyone with that much energy should use the stairs


Illegitimi Non Carborundum est
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if one of the clowns in an elevator farts



will the others think it's funny?
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#16469 (permalink)      7/5/2022 11:30:12 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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why do people smoke pot on an elevator?



to get even higher
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what do the british call lesbian sex in an elevator?



a scissor lift
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why did the elevator get angry?



someone was always pushing it’s buttons