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#11 (permalink)      9/25/2013 10:39:40 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Ape With AK-47

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhxqIITtTtU

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#12 (permalink)      9/25/2013 10:46:51 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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LOL! That was funny.
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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

2. A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
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#15 (permalink)      9/25/2013 10:52:28 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Ha!ha!Ha!Ha! Mahalo Nui loa!
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1.A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''

2. A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''

3.A mother writes a letter to her sun, who is in a prison.
- Dear son, life's so hard for me since they took you to a prison: nobody digs a vegetable garden, nobody plants potato's...
The son writes back to her mother:
- Mom, please stay away from the garden. If you start digging it, the police may come and take you to a prison and prolong my imprisonment..
Mother writes back to her son:
- Darling, together with your last letter the police came. They dug all over the garden, but didn't find anything. The left being extremely frustrated.
Son writes his mom:
- I helped as much, as I could with this. Please plant the potato's by yourself.

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Quoting HawaiianEye: 2. A husband exclaims to his wife one day. "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill !" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong" he asks. She answers," do you really think I'm going to fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie?"


hahaha classic!


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#18 (permalink)      9/25/2013 11:07:53 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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LOL viking
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#19 (permalink)      9/25/2013 11:18:44 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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LOL!! You guys are great! I know whoever views these jokes will have a good laugh. It's 6:15am in Hawaii and I'm going to catch a few hours of shut eye. Good night LOL !
#20 (permalink)      9/25/2013 11:33:51 AM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Deer crossing click here


Have a good rest HawaiianEye

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#21 (permalink)      9/25/2013 12:04:44 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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I put one of my youtube videos in youtube code like yours but it disappeared completely when it was posted so I edited, removed the youtube tags, and wrote [url] [ /url] tags for it. Software trying to consume my example.

I wonder why it disappeared in my post but displayed in your post.

That woman and the deer crossing issue she brought up was outrageous. I can't believe she was on the level lol.

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