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#21 (permalink)      9/25/2013 12:04:44 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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I put one of my youtube videos in youtube code like yours but it disappeared completely when it was posted so I edited, removed the youtube tags, and wrote [url] [ /url] tags for it. Software trying to consume my example.

I wonder why it disappeared in my post but displayed in your post.

That woman and the deer crossing issue she brought up was outrageous. I can't believe she was on the level lol.

Edited on 9/25/2013 at 12:06 PM. Reason:
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#22 (permalink)      9/25/2013 12:18:58 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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1.Not everyone has mastered the art of texting. Case in point:

Mom: Stop at dollar store on way home and get lunch maggots.
Me: Lunch maggots?
Mom: Baffles.
Mom: Baggies.
Mom: Ziploc lunch Baggies.
Mom: Spell-check is not helping me.
Mom: By the way, this is Dad.

2. Scene: A bookstore

Customer: Can you help me find a book?

Me: Of course. Do you know the author or title?

Customer: Well, I was at the beach and I saw this girl reading a purple book. She looked like she was really enjoying it. I want that book.

Me: Ma’am, you’re going to have to be more specific. There are a lot of books with purple covers.

Customer: Can’t you search on your computer for purple books?

Me: Unfortunately, no.

Customer: In that case, I’ll take my business to a bookstore that has better computers.

3.The Beauty of the World

My techie husband and I were walking in the high desert when he stopped to photograph one stunning vista after another. Overcome by the sheer beauty, he paid it his ultimate compliment: "Everywhere I look is a screen saver!"






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#23 (permalink)      9/25/2013 12:34:30 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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No, viking, the video url with surrounding tags showed:



Neither one of my youtube videos had an s (as in https) attached. Perhaps because they are older.

I'd read that in a thread in the last couple of weeks and tried it but it didn't work. I haven't seen any working videos in the FT forums at all, so I was unsure on that instructional after-all.

When I created the same tags as you did in the above screen shot, and clicked to Submit Post, all I saw was the headline Ape with AK47 and the rest of the post was blank, no link, no url, no nothing, no display, nada. That's when I went back and wiped out the youtube code and inserted url in place of youtube so it would at least be a visible live link.

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#24 (permalink)      9/25/2013 12:40:40 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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1.Facebook Time

Facebook and Formspring are two of the many social-networking sites that allow users to embarrass themselves in front of millions of friends and strangers, like these people did.

LARRY: Happy Valentine’s Day to All, especially Wendy, Heather, Lindsey, Ellen, Valerie, Isabel, and all the other wonderful women I adore.

JENNIFER: You forgot your wife.

2.Help Wanted

Scary business headline:
"Air Traffic Controllers Can Apply for Job in Braille"






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#25 (permalink)      9/25/2013 12:41:35 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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#26 (permalink)      9/25/2013 12:53:48 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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2 blonde ladies get lost in the woods.. one blonde says "look ive found some tracks!" the other blonde says "oh yes you have, they look like deer tracks to me" the other blonde says "no they are not deer tracks,i think they maybe fox tracks or something"

they were still arguing about it when the train hit them....
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1. A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, "Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy."

"Oh, please, Mom!" says the daughter. "If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"

2.A Tad Late

A tour bus stops in Runnymede, England, and the guide says it was here that the Magna Carta was signed.

"When did they sign it?" one passenger asks.

"1215," the guide responds.

"Dang! We missed it by 20 minutes."
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paddy (irishman) was flying his aeroplane when it bursts into flames.. he radios traffic control.

"help ! help ! im on fire, i need to make an emergency landing"

traffic control " we need your exact height and position!"

paddy replies " im 6 foot tall and im sat in the front.."
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@bumbleballs paddy (irishman)

Good one LMAO

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i was driving my car the other day .. suddenly crash ! bang ! i drove into a parked car.

a police officer came along.. "have you been drinking sir ?"

my reply "of coarse ive been b****y drinking ! what do you think iam.. a stuntman or summat "
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“So Grandpa” asked Dave at his engagement party “your marriage to Grandma is legendary everyone talks about how you two get along so well and never fight, what’s the secret to your marital success?”

“Well” said Grandpa Joe after taking a deep puff on his cigar “it all started on the way home from our wedding, we hadn’t gone but a mile when the horse started giving us trouble I gave the horse a little whip and that’s when I heard your Grandma say in a low voice “that’s strike one.” A bit later the horse stopped again “that’s strike two” she said. The third time it stopped she grabbed my shotgun out of my holster and shot it in the head.

I was in shock! “What in the world was that all about?” I had protested at the time. “That’s strike one!” she said back to me. ”And that is what I owe our marital success to.” ;-)
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