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#31 (permalink)      9/25/2013 3:44:30 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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“So Grandpa” asked Dave at his engagement party “your marriage to Grandma is legendary everyone talks about how you two get along so well and never fight, what’s the secret to your marital success?”

“Well” said Grandpa Joe after taking a deep puff on his cigar “it all started on the way home from our wedding, we hadn’t gone but a mile when the horse started giving us trouble I gave the horse a little whip and that’s when I heard your Grandma say in a low voice “that’s strike one.” A bit later the horse stopped again “that’s strike two” she said. The third time it stopped she grabbed my shotgun out of my holster and shot it in the head.

I was in shock! “What in the world was that all about?” I had protested at the time. “That’s strike one!” she said back to me. ”And that is what I owe our marital success to.” ;-)
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#32 (permalink)      9/25/2013 3:52:40 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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A wee bit of Irish humor:

The first says: "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The second then starts: "That sounds like a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one called Quinns. At Quinns, you buy a drink, Quinn buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Quinn buys you another drink."

Then the third pipes up. "You think that's good? Where I come from, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That sounds fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?" "No," replies their friend, "but it happened to my sister!" LOL
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#33 (permalink)      9/25/2013 6:10:41 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Shoot I have a string of awful groaners.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug

What do you call a man who no longer has a spade on his head?
Douglas

Why do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff

What do you call a man with leaves in his pockets?
russel

What do you call a blind stag [buck]?
No idea

What do you call a blind stag with no legs?
Still no idea.

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#34 (permalink)      9/25/2013 8:08:59 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Single order of silicon caps - Fragile

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#35 (permalink)      9/25/2013 8:56:00 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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To funny etcetera

Here's a great video =D

The Worlds Funniest Magic Show My Favorite :) CLASSIC

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LOL ! Wow, you're good...I have to start reading my packages. I went into my account and looked at the pictured packages that were shipped with glass tanks,
And they didn't have " Fragile " on them ( LOL!) But that was a couple of months ago. Maybe they're getting safer now. . Nice catch. Make sure you don't cut yourself when you handle them . Ha!ha!
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LOL that was very entertaining.
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#38 (permalink)      9/25/2013 9:25:24 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Aloha HawaiianEye I hope you got a good rest. I know right? I should be careful that they don't drop lol.
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#39 (permalink)      9/25/2013 10:08:36 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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Thanks guys and gals, I'm sure everyone is enjoying the laughs. Here's another one I found.

A two -seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland.
Police search and rescue workers have recovered 200 bodies so far and expect that
number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

I figured I'd put that in before I get back to my shopping. Aloha!
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#41 (permalink)      9/25/2013 10:47:06 PM US Central   quote/reply + tips
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@Dawnie

Gotta love that PBusardo

Legal Vape 4000 LMAO

I wonder if Fast Tech will be selling the clone Regal Vape 4000 anytime soon LMAO Hmmmmm =D

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