Can I make a little resuming? If you noticed, hehe
he basically always understands
what he wants. No way to try to point out things, to be clear, logical, factual, whatever, it just doesn't work with him, so you shouldn't insist. =) He should really get his head examined.

ps.: still trying to put together his last one: I'm only speaking gibberish ...but I'm perfect. Whatahell! It's the second or third times that he comes with this "perfection" thing. lol!

So I tried Indonesian. Maybe he can read better a translator program :D